“Paradise is where I am.” [Voltaire]

Good morning to fans, friends, and fine readers of Hawkeye. Here’s hoping that we are exactly where we want to be on this, another fine and beautiful day in greater Hooterville.

Well, the Con Con is behind us, the World Cup has been won by Spain, and we are still waiting on the FNC to get up and running. If this happens, Hawkeye’s world will be complete, therefore leaving time to sit back and relax in front of the tube simply watching the FNC.

Hawkeye wants to get this moving before the big bang happens in 2012.

Have any of you fans been watching the History Channel with its depictions of what is unlikely to occur in December of 2012? This is hot s%*t folks. They are predicting the end of days, [And nights] when all the planets align themselves with the Big Black Hole somewhere out there in the universe!

While Hawkeye and Sweet Leanor will not rush out to buy tickets to the show, it will be interesting. Will the DoomsDay Prophets, and the Roadside Beggars, be preaching Hell, Fire, and Brimstone up until such time as the deadline has passed without incident?

The last prediction was that we would be hitching rides on the Fiery Chariots of Trubidourian. Hawkeye don’t particularly care where the destination, as long as we pass over the Utopian Colony of Delta Pennsylvania, where Hawkeye will have a chance to wave one last goodbye to his old dead redneck daddy who is soundly sleeping there on Cemetery Hill. [With the worms.]

Just because Hawkeye will have the chance to wave, does not mean that he will actually do it! When the GAO are finished snooping around Wonderland, we might all wish we were waving at Hawkeye’s old dead daddy! Too bad we cannot simply flick a switch and make it all disappear just before the big gray bird comes to carry us away!

Speaking of gray birds, there was one Homo who was pissed off at some of the remarks made at the Con Con pertaining to the Federal Government. He said that if the Federal Government was so stinking rotten, why did they give our Esteemed Governor a lift to Honolulu so he could go to Straub Clinic to cure what ailed him?

Good point there. I suppose if the Federal Government were not “Johnnie on the Spot” the Governor could have been in “Hot Water!” The Homo said the Gov. should not be trying to bite the hand that feeds him! Hummm…

Perhaps the Governor never asked for a lift on that big old C-17 Star lifter. He could have taken his chances at our one and only Falemai. [Sick House]

At any rate, Hawkeye told the Homo that he was way outta line talking about our Honorable Leader like that. The Guy shut his yap, and limped his way back in to the Sami! [Ocean]

Sweet Leanor said she don’t know what all of this has to do with hitching a ride in to the wild blue yonder on a Chariot pulled by a matched team of Caribou!

Hawkeyes good facebook friend, and up front politician, Sarah Palin is sticking up for the Tea Party Movement. It seems as though a few have branded the Tea Party People Racists. Sarah says this ain’t so, and that they should just crawl back in their cages and dummy up! [Un quote]

Sarah has a whack at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue folks, and this will be history in the making. Not only will she be the first “Lady Prez” she will show the world that the USA still have the brains and B*##s to pull it off! This is a gutsy lady fans, and by placing around her the right advisors she will be unstoppable. Not only will she be the first lady president, but she will be the most popular two term president to ever grace the shining halls of the “White House!” Over.

Speaking of the B/P fiasco, accidents happen. Now they were really hitting the big time in capping off the leak when the Government ordered them to halt due to the fact that it might make it worse? They are finally back to the latest process after an necessary delay due to meddling.

But will we allow this to ruin our day? Hawk rather doubts it as ruin is not in the vocabulary of Hawkeye Fans, Heh?

We will forever keep our lamps lit as long as we have whale oil to fuel them. This is no worse than burning candles. Whale Oil Lamps will not blow out during a hurricane, or an election. All we need do is to keep our fingers crossed that the Polar Bears make it to Wonderland in time for Flag Day. [If we are to have another Flag Day Celebration.] It seems to get shorter by the year.

Love until next week,

Hawkeye & Sweet Leanor