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Hawkeye: Holdin down da fort

“Tragedy is the difference between what is and what could have been”

 

Howdy to all you fine fans and habitual readers of Hawkeye.

 

How it is on this fine Saturday Morning in Paradise? Hawkeye and Sweet Leanor are holding down the fort against all odds fans. This is saying a lot for Hawkeye. The first thing Hawkeye did this morning is to get out to the car-port and make sure his chariot was still there at the ready. Hawkeye has entertained the thought of installing fresh batteries in the Horses for the potential sudden burst for the Pearly Gates. The Pearly gates of Hooterville are at the Malae Vailele. {Airport} Just in case anyone was to miss it. Humm.

 

There is lots of buzzing about the thought of the re-installation of our Tramway. Lots of folks think this is a fine Idea, but when the question arises: “Where is the Funding Coming From,” we hit a snag. We will be too busy building a tramway in Syria with the Tupe {Money} that could be allocated for our Arial Tramway.

 

Speaking of Syria, Hawkeye thinks that we are placing too much trust in the Russians, and potentially, the Iranians. Not to forget the North Koreans, the Iraqi’s, and the rest of the Axis of Evil that is lingering to this day.

 

We have no allies left to count on should we find ourselves getting mired in the deep dark sh*#s of world affairs such as was the case in the Clintonian days on 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Those were the days my friends: days that would have put Watergate to shame!

 

Hawkeye is somewhat overwhelmed by all the needless shootings going on throughout the world today. It this sparked by an energetic force field that now happens to surround good people? Is it a need to be recognized? Hawkeye would suggest jumping off the observation deck of the Empire State Building! This would have an equal if not superseding effect, and it would leave innocent people to themselves. The famous City of Chicago in the great State of Illinois is known for its gun violence. Let’s face it folks, If there were no guns available, would it revert to knifings, and stoning?

 

Guns are not the problem: allowing guns to get into the hands of Thugs and would be criminals are the problem. These would be criminals are cowards, and this makes it hard to prosecute as it could be our next door neighbors! Hawkeye supposes the old “Eye For An Eye” Gimmick that is mentioned in the Holy Book, would assist in quelling the gun violence, along with Gang Violence that we are experiencing today. Over.  We as Homo-sapiens should shrug off the Neanderthal attitudes and methods of violence, or go back in time a couple of zillion years! This way we would feel right at home, and we could kill and maim each other without fear of retribution as we would all be accustomed to it.

 

We should begin with supporting our local Sheriff fans. Someday we will dial “911” and a Neanderthal will answer.. Humm.

 

One Tourist from a Cruise Ship that had the Honor of speaking to Hawkeye & Sweet Leanor said that as he sees it, we need a Bullet Train to run the coastlines of Wonderland. He said this would be an attraction that with the proper advertising, would more than pay for itself. Lionel could come up with a scaled down version of a bullet train which should suit the purpose to a Tee. It could even run by the golf course! This, along with our Aerial Tramway could really place us on the world’s finest touring charts. What is we a-waitin fo?

 

It sounds as though the United Nations Conference in NYC was as boring as ever. There was no positive dialogue with Iran, or with “Cornel Mismark Kaddafi.” [Cuz him deceased]

 

Hawkeye wants to know what is taking so long to bomb Utopia. Fust we is a-gonna, den we is not a-gonna?

 

What Hawkeye wants to know is what the Utopians did to us in the first place? They should be left alone to fight their own battles as long as they are not planning to harm Hooterville! We must mind our own business; bring all of our Military home, and concentrate on paying off our debts, and keeping Amerika safe!

 

Getting back to the Home Front, and Paradise, The Hooterville Roads are looking up for a change. The temporary repairs to the infrastructure and the DOE Schools is a phenomenal feat for anyone or anyplace. The Iliili/Airport road and the Main airport roads are blessings in disguise!

 

Congratulations’ to Governor LOLO and His Storm Troopers. Congratulations to the Director of Public Works, and her very able staff of highly trained and dedicated Homo-sapiens! Keep up the good work, and never say never! Further Congratulations’ to the Shipyard Workers for keeping the faith when times looked dark. Perseverance is the key to success, and to those hard working employees of our local shipyard, Hawkeye says: Keep it up! Over.

 

With that out of the way, Hawkeye reminds us all to keep our cows over their buckets and keep our chickens choked!

 

Love to all until next week,

 

Hawkeye & Sweet Leanor