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Hawkeye: Minding our own Business

“It’s never too late to do something great!”

 

Good day to all chosen friends and loyal readers of Hawkeye on this fine Saturday Morning in Hooterville. “Happy” is the order of the day fans and there isn’t anyone or anything on God’s Green Earth that is about to change that! Over.

 

Hawkeye and Sweet Leanor have a cute little Cat named “CHUCKY.”  Chucky was named after one of Hawkeyes Dearly Departed Friends. Chucky is still alive, as is the Cat named Chucky. Chucky always tries to think “Inside of the Box.” Therefore Chucky never gets to come out of the box.

 

So here’s to Chucky the Cat, and may his namesake rest forever “INSIDE of THE BOX!”

 

Chucky is Hawkeye’s inspiration while he is on his exercise Machine!

 

And never let your guard down fans, and stay on your diets: as they “are” coming, and when they arrive, they will eat the “Fat Ones” first! This is Hawkeyes thought for today. Think about it..

 

Hawkeyes Mother always thought that the Fatter you were, the Healthier you were.

 

Lucky for us kids growing up in the Susquehanna River Hills of Southeastern Pennsylvania that they never came! They will come fans, mark Hawkeyes words on that! This is why Hawkeye always insists that his Chariot be kept at the ready for the Exodus, which is bound to happen.

 

Hawkeye hasn’t quite figured out where we will exit to, but he is ready in any event. It pays to be proactive rather than Reactive! Hawkeye and Sweet Leanor will ensure that “CHUCKY” the cat is ready for the event! Speaking of “THE BOX,” one must always think “Outside” of the box. Otherwise one will never find the entrance to “THE BOX” therefore one will never know if it is best to think inside the box rather than to think outside of the Proverbial box!  Humm.

 

We as Adult Homo-sapiens must learn to think first: then decide which side of the box we wish to think from.

 

Hawkeye used to ask this question to the fine inmates of “FAIRHAVEN” and it was amazing what they came back with. Now: this disgusting word, “Alien” crops up every now and again. Hawkeye is still looking for the little green people with small antennas sprouting from each side of their “Pointed Little Heads!”

 

Define Alien and we immediately associate the word with “Space Ship” Further yet we will see a Ladder leading to what appears to be the space ship however it in essence leads to the “Inside Of The Box!” In order to forget the image of the ladder, just think of your Chariot waiting at home for you to bail yourself out of this mess! This is almost like fishing in a Pineapple Field without a boat! People will think you are ridiculous for having left your Oars at home! When Hawkeye gets to this point in his life, it is time to hitch a ride on a floating “ICEBERG” bound for Swains Island!

 

Folks, it never hurts to show our more intelligent side once in awhile if for no other reason than to keep us from going insane! There is one thing for certain fans: If you call a “MENTALLY CHALLENGED” person an Alien, he will not stand tall and salute you: He will give you a ticket for a free weekend pass to Fairhaven! Then we look around us: We see all walks of life. Then we deem it absolutely necessary to place a label on another Homo-sapien. Instead we must realize that it takes a Varity of Races to make up a society! Once the “EXPATRIOTS” have their papers in order, allow them to blend in with the community as “One Society!” If everyone does their individual jobs, we will end up with one amazingly functional Society! Over.

 

This statement brings Hawkeye back out of Chuckey’s Box, and back in to reality. It also brings him back to those days when racial slurs were commonplace. To mention those slurs today might get one maimed, and labeled a Troublemaker! Never refer to another Homo-Sapien as “RETARDED.” Mentally challenged perhaps, but never retarded. Who knows, we might get hit by a speeding Aiga Bus, {Pamily Bus} crossing the street on our way to church?

 

Hawkeye recalls being in Baltimore one sweaty evening and he noticed this huge sign being held by a poor man. The sign said: “WE OFFER JOBS FOR SLOBS.” Apply here if you think you fit the bill! That sign will forever be cast in Hawkeye’s feeble memory, or at least long enough for him to figure out what it meant! You see, Hawkeye can act somewhat mentally challenged at times, especially when he is hungry! Speaking of which, Hawkeye’s eatery of the week is Sadie’s by the Sea!

 

Hawkeye woke up somewhat under the weather on Monday last. He told one person that he was downright sick. The nice person told Hawkeye that it comes with age. Hawkeye has noticed that there are a whole bunch of Authoritive Figures running around out there. The problem with this in particular scenario is that this guy was Hawkeyes junior by 10 years!

 

So with that fans, we will cruise in to another productive week in Paradise.

 

Hawkeye & Sweet Leanor