Hawkeye: And There We Wuz/Were

“Leaders are People we as followers want to regard with awe as the fullest flowering of our own possibilities.”
 
Good Saturday Morning to all friends, fans and “Poetic Readers” of Hawkeye.
 
Right out of the old Kracker Barrel, Hawkeye would like for all of the Hawkeye Fans and Readers to remember his Eldest Brother who is in the Hospital. The prognosis does not look good.
 
Hawkeye extends his sympathies to Sister-in-law Marjorie, Nephew Garry Harrington, and Gary’s wife Renee. Hawkeye's Brother Worley has lead a long life on this earth, and as we all know, it must come to an end sometime. While he will be missed, {should he pass to the other side,} Hawkeye knows from experience that he will be headed for a better place. He will enter the “Tunnel” and it is pure Bliss from there on throughout eternity. Over.
 
So; peace be with you Brother Worley, whichever road that you may take. From your “Little Bro,” Hawkeye.
 
Our weather has given us somewhat of a break here of late as have the Bankers who have decided to Part Company with us for whatever reasons. This has certainly caused the local business community to head directly in to a “Tail Spin!”
 
After forty years of doing business in Paradise, they have decided to leave? “Done Deal?” “Big Deal!” They should have at least afforded us a year to get our “S#*t together!” We now hear that the bank in question has now afforded us the privilege of their company in Wonderland for another 12 months!
 
 That’s just fine now that THEY HAVE CAUSED THE DISRUPTION OF MOST EVERY SMALL BUSINESS PERSON IN THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY!
 
One person that Hawkeye knows well had an appointment with the Other Bank on March 13th to open his business account. Guess what? After all that waiting and inconvenience, he was told that the person that he had the appointment with was on vacation!
 
That same person attempted to deposit his business checks in his personal account at the alternative Bank, {Fale Tupe} to be told that he could not make the deposit because the checks were made out to his company instead of him. This poor bastard was then forced to go to his customers and request that they re-write the checks addressed to him instead of his company!
 
This goes on and on fans, and Mr. Jim Brittle hit the nail on the head in his letter to the editor Samoa News on March 11, year of our Lawd 2013! What we have Heah is a failure to communicate! {Struther Martin in Cool Hand Luke.}
 
Having the only game in town Banking is like having the only game in town Airline: They can do whatever they wish with their customers, as there is nowhere else to go! {K.F.C.} anyone?
 
On a happy note, overall things are certainly improving in Hooterville under the expert Direction of our dearly Beloved “Kovana,” {Governor} Lolo!}
 
Now that things are finally getting better in Wonderland, and in the US Mainland, we really need to start thinking “Inside” the box when it comes to our National Defense Strategy.  We sent our newly appointed and anointed Secretary of Defense to Afghanistan, and Kermit “The Froggie” accused us of siding with the Taliban! What we need to do to show this idiot that we are on his side, is to yank our troops along with their equipment, and weaponry right the hell out of that place.
 
On our way out through Pakistan, we should Plunder and Pillage every village just to let them know we have been there! Then cut the monetary aid! We need to keep the money at home for a change. We need to quit playing Cops and robbers with every other country in the world. We can no longer afford to play Policeperson to every Country that does not even like us or what we stand for! It is time we get it together folks, and begin to take North Korea seriously, Iran, Bangladesh, Kingdom of Utopia, and the State of infancy with a grain of masima! {Salt} We will be caught with our Lava Lavas down around our ankles with nothing to fight back with! Hum.. 
 
When the going gets tough, we will simply send for Dennis Rodman. He can be the ambassador for Sec. of State, John Kerry who is telling most of the world that our freedom allows us to be “STUPID!”  What sort of statement is that coming from a representative of God Himself?  Speaking of getting it together, we should begin by replacing John Kerry with his Wife, Trish Hines Kerry… Humm. Or at least ask her to accompany him on his trips abroad to keep him from acting stupidly!
 
Hawkeye and Sweet Leanor decided to take the bus the other day as they heard that all the busses now have soft music and air conditioning, along with signs that Say: “NO SMOKING” in every language in the book including Swahili. Hawkeye is here to say that all of this is a bunch of “Monkey S%#t!
 
Until next week, please conserve water by showering with a close friend...
 
Love,
 
Hawkeye and Sweet Leanor