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Cool Stuff: Hydroflask Perfection Plus, HK7's Prep

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Hydroflask never rests with its new "Narrow Mouth Sports Cap" and the "Hydro Flip" wide mouth lid. [Photo: Barry Markowitz]

After the truth was revealed in yesterday's Cool Stuff about being routed through North Korea and Syria as punishment, I got spanked again. Instead of my usual $300/day per diem they cut me back to a backpack tent in Shenzen, keke pua for breakfast, lunch and dinner, water, and lua tala for rail to the HK Stadium.
 
The water situation is a slam dunk, the rest I will whine about. My Hydroflask insulated stainless steel beverage bottles have gone from perfection to perfection plus!
 
Check out the "Narrow Mouth Sports Cap" at only $3.99. The rigid loop lets you clip it to a caribiner on your backpack, features a sanitary sipping spout cover, and a safe convenient pop up spout. It’s always with me, til I hear, "malo, malo" or it walks away as have 3 of my past prizes.
 
While you kill trees and destroy the environment with your paper and plastic cups, I will be the recipient of fellow air passenger envy when I hand the flight attendant my Hydro Flip equipped infinitely reusable Hydroflask for coffee. The uncool non Coolio passengers will spill their drinks on their iPad, while my coffee stays warm & comfy with my $4.99 Hydro Flip Lid. (You can reach them at http://www.hydroflask.com/)
 
So while I am suffering the slings and arrows of my outrageous Samoa News fortune (have I resorted to Shakespeare?)...what did you think of the latest Nuuuli offering of "Oz, The Great & Powerful?"  Take the whole family, even if you have to take every penny out of your Tafuna, Bank of Hawaii account.
 
Oh yeah, at least one branch saved for a while by the Governor and BoH President Peter Ho.  I love to see private/public sector teamwork.
 
Pope Francis looks to make a very immediate impact. Even faster impact if I can get him to join me to North Korea and Syria on my Samoa News punishment tour. A whole lot of peace, love, granola, and Cool Stuff needed in those troubled lands.
 
Always irreverent, cheeky, and with just a hint of truth... Cool Stuff for life Coolios!



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