Hawkeye: It doesn’t hurt to love you

“Remember when you were at your best? Now be there again.”
 
And a fine day to all good friends, loyal readers and fans of Hawkeye.
 
Here we are again, celebrating the fact that we made it through another glee filled week without a “Hitch” living in Paradise.
 
Hawkeye and Sweet Leanor consider themselves rather lucky to have been guided by Fate to the shores of Wonderland. This is as good as it gets folks. Bar nothing in the world that Hawkeye can think of at the moment.
 
We have our political moments but nothing compared to the fiasco in the land of the great “White Father.” The Native American Ancestors must be rolling over in their graves these days after witnessing things that have taken shape in our Nation’s Capital, {Usingtone} or just plain old Washington. They would be surprised at the end of their long journey to offer a “Bald Eagle Feather” to the leader of the “Land of the Long White Cloud!” For starters, they would all be locked up for having plucked the Eagles Feather off of a low flying Eagle on the steps of the “White House!” But the reality has set in for our leaders in Washington: Cut Spending, and pay off our ridiculous deficit! It has to begin somewhere fans and we all must do our share in coming to the aid of our Country. America is still great, no matter what the world has to say about it.
 
Hawkeye and Leanor were discussing world affairs with a good friend on Saturday last. They came to the conclusion that America needs to stop paying the way for the rest of the world. We need to bring our Military Home by closing all overseas bases, and quit throwing our hard earned “Tupe”, {Money} at every country in the world including Syria, Libya, Afghanistan, Iraq, Kathmandu, and finally “Usingtone!”
 
 While Usingtone is not a country, we keep throwing “Tupe” in to that abyss like there is no tomorrow! We must get the lid back on the spending machine and Take the Keys away to “Air Force One & Two! Ground the Secretary of State before he gets us in to another war by acting “STUPIDLY!” {This is a line from the White House Beer Fest!”}
 
Hawkeye and Sweet Leanor saw some activity out on the Airport Road indicating that that project is getting off the ground. This will be a fine piece of long overdue improvement to our Hooterville infrastructure. Malo to the private contractors and the Department of Public Works for making “S% #t Happen!”
 
It seems as though the local government is finally doing something towards curbing spending. This makes the Lolo Administration “Pro-active” instead of “Re-Active as has been observed in the past. This is manifested by the way the new administration “Hit the Ground running,” instead of holding gigantic inauguration parties, and wasting more “TUPE.” (Money) on plush Yachts, antique airplanes, rampant off island travel, and Space walks on the planet, “MARS.”
 
They have been down to earth, and down to business from day one! There have already been many positive changes, and improvements in our infrastructure. Be sure to keep up with the happenings right here in the Samoa News. {The best News Paper in Paradise!}
 
Hawkeye heard in the news that Hugo Chavez of Venezuela has kicked the old bucket. {Died}
 
This is a good thing for most of the world. Hawkeye thinks that John Kerry should make a State Visit to Venezuela to see the Vice Presetene. He needs to take him another of our President’s Books so the V/P will feel as important as the late HUGO was. {He had a copy of Our Presetene Book}  Hugo had a somewhat twisted mind, and gleefully joined Castro in Hating America. He is/was also friends with such leaders as Ominnieadjad of Iran, and Valatimere Pukin of the Soviet Onion. Humm..
 
Then there is little Kim Sol Un of the Demonic Republic of North Korea. He wishes to celebrate the Life & Death of “Mrs. Chavez’s Son: “HUGO” by breaking the armistice with South Korea which has been in place since 1953! {He him want fight Amedikan! } Should a shooting war ever break out between North & South Korea, it will be all over but the Shoutin! We need to send our Sec Def. over to see Kim Junk Un, and slap some sense into his head. While Kerry is at it, he can buy “Dennis Rodam” a one way ticket to re-visit his Little Bro!
 
Speaking of a experimental Space Walk on the Planet Mars, what better way to rid the Free world of these “Hemorrhoids’” Than to load them all into a Spacecraft that is designed like a “Blivit” and blast their sorry a@#s off in the general Direction of Mars.
 
And finally, due to nonexistent Global Warming, the Sea Ice is melting which in turn is creating shorter shipping routes. Where it used to take six days to walk from Pusan to Tucson, that travel time will be cut in half!
 
Until Next week:
 
Love from Hawkeye & Sweet Leanor.