Hawkeye: Living on the Planet

“You gotta be original, because if you’re like someone else, what do they need you for?”
 
Hawkeye is pleased to learn that a vet will be here once again in April to assist in the Spaying and Neutering of our beloved pets.
 
Hawkeye's hope is that Sweet Leanors Cat “Tootsie” will not become impregnated prior to the time the Vets arrive in Wonderland. This happened once already, and we now have three cute Kittens roaming the Hawks Nest looking for something to do to stave off their boredom and to avoid thinking about the extreme heat being generated by our weather these days.
 
Hawkeye was reading where Americans spent $53,000,000,000 (that’s Billion with a capital “B”) on pets last year alone. Hawkeye is wondering what they spent on their Children, or the Homeless!
 
Pets certainly do deserve a break as it isn’t their fault that they are brought into this world. “S#@t Happens, and in the case of pregnant Kitty Cats, it happens quite naturally.
 
Hawkeye is wondering what life is like on Swains Island these days. Hawk is looking for a partner to lease a Super Ferry to make a round trip to Swains on a regular basis. This will fit right in with the new Gaming Casino! Not to be outdone by our neighbors to the west, we should by all means look at getting our Gambling Casino in operation to enhance tourism. This is what tourist is looking for nowadays folks.
 
They want to spend their old moldy Tupe gambling, not on a fast food samich!
 
In the interim, we could advertise our many “BINGO GAMES” along with the Average winning Jack-pots in the tourism magazines. In doing so we will instigate a new rule to “Tax the Winnings” at the many Bingo Games. This way we could give Soda a break from local Taxation!
 
There are many means of enhancing our revenue collections fans. We just need to get creative in doing so. Taxing Bingo Games would be a foot in the door to revenue enhancement. Humm.
 
The Pope is undergoing some negative publicity these days’ folks. Hell, he should be left alone as he has already resigned. Let the old boy live out his years in peace and brotherly Love. Never mind what the Gays are doing in the Vatican. That is their business, and the rest of the world should just “Butt Out” and leave his Papacy alone. Over.
 
But when the various world situations begin to get Hawkeye on a downer, he just Hugs His Sweet Leanor and puts on a “Bob Dylan CD.” Then Hawkeye feels like he is a-Knockin on Heavens Door! That beats Knockin on a Jail House door, or ah- er-ah, we will just leave it at that folks.
 
It is actually next to depressing what we are collecting off the world news here of late. Our lawmakers in Usingtone (Washington) are acting like a bunch of Wankers or something like that. They are doing absolutely nothing to correct our problems, especially those caused by rampant spending. Then they wish to cut our defense budget while at the same time advertising to the rest of the world that we are a stationary target for every little Piss-Ant country that is bucking for nuclear weapons.
 
We need to get our heads out of our “Da Kin’s” and get on with the business of governing. If this is asking too much of our House & Senate members in DC, then we need to think about “REPLACEMENT, And or IMPEACHMENT!” We cannot continue along the lines that we are now following and not expect a total meltdown.
 
We have been talking about the problems for years, so this tells Hawkeye that we are certainly aware of our problems. We just gotta do something about fixing the problems as they are worsening by the day! The time for action was yesterday fans!
 
The Republicans and Democrats need to get their heads out of their Keesters, and sit down with the Presetene (President) and say: “LOOKEY HEAH MISTAH PRESITENE!” we gottsta get this Heah Country of ourn back on the write twacks so we can wun wit da twains!
 
(And lika dat!) Our Lawmakers & Breakers in Usingtone can take lessons from our new local administration. They seem to be on the wite twacks and wunnin wit da twains!
 
Hawkeye has learned over the past week-end that we have in fact located another Planet within our Solar System that is somewhat smaller than Planet Earth. What significance this has on the current price of Eggs on Rapanue (Easter Island) is beyond Hawkeye at this point. He will be keeping his one good eye peeled for more information on this subject in the near future. Ya never know what is in store for us when dealing with smaller Planets of unknown origin. Perhaps this is where Jesus lives? Who knows? Humm. 
 
Hawkeye has been dreaming of alien abductions lately and perhaps it all has some meaning? Hawkeye plans to stay awake just to see what he is dreaming about.
 
With love to all,
 
Hawkeye & Sweet Leanor